Thursday, November 16, 2006

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

By the way Mad that was a great post about saving and shit, and I want to tell your readers that I taught Mad Cabbie how to make money and he showed me how to save it and I thank you for that. The thing is people are so weak they won't follow your advice otherwise I will be out of business. I live off people's weakness, misery and bad habits. Yes that's right I capitalize on your nightmare, yes I said it and do you hate me already? fuck you! I am not out here to be your friend, if you want a teddy bear go read Mr Roger's oh I am sorry I meant to say Mad Cabbie's posts.

I love you weak people, you know who you are, a lobbyist on K street during the day and in the back seat of Pastor's cab at night wearing your jogging suit and a "Stanford" cap enjoying the ride en route to southwest to pick up your fix. You're a pussy to go by yourself and that's were uncle Joe come in the picture because those niggaz down there love me, they have to put down their AK-47s in order to hug me, and when I come back with your shit your wallet better have "Pastor Joe" written on it.

I love you miserable souls and you know who you are, a sexually frustrated confused middle aged lawyer with a bad mustache during the day and in the back seat of Pastor's cab with a young Filipino man on the way to the Marriott in Crystal City, you know I am going to charge you more than what you charge your clients because those Filipino boys are hard to find on P street. Hey Mr Hook, you better expand your biz in to young male hookers nigga, I hear there is going to be a huge potential market for the new congressmen because those young pages are not available anymore, until then Pastor is counting his money.

And some of you including Mad Cabbie have called me a racist on my last post because of my honest little observation, and that's not true because I am one of the few white card carrying member of NCAA so zip it Mad!

"It's NAACP you retard! you're too white, short and old to be in the NCAA Pastor Joe!"


Whatever Mad, you're not even real black you fucken malado, the brothas I know look like Wisely Snipes and I know more of them than you do nigga. Remember years ago when I used to live at 49th and East Capitol in south east with that black stripper? I used to be the only white man in that zip code and the black kids used to call me Santa you jackass and don't you call me racist anymore because I am still Santa for the ghetto kids.

Peace.

Pastor Joe.



11 comments:

Twoste said...

eh...Wha?!?!

Anonymous said...

Pastor I will pay anything to ride all night with you!

Mark

june in florida said...

There you go Pastor, an offer you cant refuse(pay anything were the operative words) You can do sightseeing tours of the dark side. You know the more i think about it theres a real monitary opportunity there. Get them to sign a liability waver first though.

NurseWhoLvdMe said...
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NurseWhoLvdMe said...

You know, with the changing of the guards in Congress, there may not be such a need for male hustlers in DC anymore. Republicans have that sexually-frustrated-deviant-closet-freak thing wrapped up tight.

BTW- I deleted that comment. Noticed a typo too late.

june in florida said...
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Pastor Joe said...

Twoste said...
eh...Wha?!?!

Didn't you take your medication today you retard?

Mark said...
Pastor I will pay anything to ride all night with you!
Mark, make sure you kiss your family goodbye before you ride with me, you might not survive! It's a jungle out there.


june in florida said...
There you go Pastor, an offer you cant refuse(pay anything were the operative words) You can do sightseeing tours of the dark side. You know the more i think about it theres a real monitary opportunity there. Get them to sign a liability waver first though.

Yeh June, that's not a bad idea! I might need an old school bus with a bullet proof windows so Mad's cousins won't be able to shoot us! and we will call it "Pastor & June Death Trap Tours"




NurseWhoLvdMe said...
You know, with the changing of the guards in Congress, there may not be such a need for male hustlers in DC anymore. Republicans have that sexually-frustrated-deviant-closet-freak thing wrapped up tight.

I think you are right Nurse, maybe they need more chubby interns instead, what do you think?

june in florida said...

You can drive and offer commentary and i will collect the cash and ride shotgun in the back.

Claire said...

Hi Pastor Joe,

I think that some people normally do their own sort of racial profiling and assume that people of a different race are racist, regardless of what race is in question. Archie Bunker and George Jefferson come to mind. They were playing for laughs but it was found that people who tuned in believed and supported their offensive, racist comments.

Also, how do you all keep from being afraid to go into certain parts of town? Have you ever turned anyone down for a ride or failed to stop because they looked dangerous? Do you have a bulletproof divider between you and your passengers? I just worry so much for you cabbies in big cities.
Look after yourselves,
Claire

Claire said...

Hi again,

Way back when, I went to an elementary school that was "all-Black" and some of the very few white kids in the school were accepted as Black. They hung out with, talked just like, wanted to be boyfriend/girlfriend with other black kids. It was one of the nicest experiences of my life because of the welcoming, kind attitude of kids there, except for one psycho kid that I won't go into... I was not cool enough to be accepted as black but I was accepted too, as Hispanic. Judging from my previous experience, Pastor Joe, I think you are not a wigga, you're the real deal.

Peace,

Claire

Xtreme English said...

Pastor Joe, are you that guy they wrote about in the City Paper last week???

Peggy's Mom