Thursday, November 09, 2006

THE HOOKER WITH ONE LEG

A while back when I introduced my friend and co-blogger Pastor Joe, I mentioned on that post that if you wanted a one legged hooker and everything else the pastor can accommodate your needs. The one legged hooker sounds like fiction but she does exist and she is one of Pastor's regular riders at night. When ever she get calls from her clients who live outside the city she depends on Pastor for a ride.

T is very attractive twenty something year old blond from Tallahassee Florida, she could have have been any thing she wanted because I do think she is a smart girl as well but she started hooking when she was only seventeen and chose to stay in the business. Few years ago she got involved in a major car accident in North Carolina and unfortunately they had to amputate her left leg to save her life and after about couple of years of down time living with her sister in Norfolk Virginia she moved to DC reuniting with her old hooker friend from her days in Miami. But during all this difficult period she kept herself in a good shape. Even though the odds were against her to get back in to the prostitution game with her prosthetic leg, T managed to get back in action and is in high demand by some of you horny guys out there.

Prostitution is a huge business in DC, I am not talking about the crack whores you see at night on K street and L street near the Washington Post, I am talking about the well to do hookers who wear fur coats and drive Lexus SUV's and who make themselves available to men (married and single) with cash who are on top of the food chain and just interested in fulfilling their sexual fantasy. T is one of those well paid professional hookers, and she is so popular on some nights she keeps Pastor busy all night long running all over suburban DC.

Last night Pastor Joe wasn't feeling good as usual because of all of that unhealthy garbage he eats so he called me up and instructed me to pick up T and drive her to one of her client's house in McLean Virgina. This is the first time I met T personally even though I know her life history and she knows mine and for a chic walking around with one prosthetic leg I think she handles herself very well. We had a great conversation on the way to her client's place and being the nosy loud mouth that I am I asked her if she takes off her fake leg while doing her business, she said "absolutely yes!" and I think that's why she has a long list of clients because she is different and some men and couples have creative minds to be sexually turned on and have an amputee hooker to join in their bedroom fantasy.

I went back and picked her up from McLean after a few hours when she was done with her client and on our way back to the city crossing the chain bridge her cell phone rang and it was the concierge from one of the hotels in DC and their regular Japanese guest wanted some kinky action so we continued on Canal road towards the hotel. When we got to the hotel she paid me real well and we said good bye and now I know why she is on Pastor's VIP list.

Don't forget the homeless.

Mad Cabbie.

16 comments:

Twoste said...

Uhh, did she give you what it sounds like you're insinuating she gave you. Because if she did, then being a cabbie sounds like it can be pretty cool sometimes...but I'd want to go home and change after that.

june in florida said...

Reminds me of one of the local dealers i drove, Pammy, real nice lady just had bad habits.She was in the cab one day and i was driving down a main street when we get pulled over(cops knew Pammy well)Well Pammy was pissed, jumped out the cab, screamed at the cops "i aint got nothing on me see" and lifted her dress over the top of her head. Pammy was naked under that dress.Cops said " f..k it" got in the cruiser and left. Pammy and i drove off laughing. People with different life styles are spices on this dish of life we have been served.Be safe Mad and Pastor

Anonymous said...

I am afraid to say I know Tina very well, What a small world?

J-Funk said...

Wow.

Also directed to Anonymous: Wow.

Mad Cabbie said...

Twoste: It's not what you thought with your twisted mind, When I go out to work it's all business dude, no time to fuck around.

June, you need to start writting stuff and I will be your #1 fan. That was pretty funny!

Anonymous, Her name is not Tina, maybe there are quit a few one legged hookers running around DC that I don't know about that you have encountered with! and more power to you for not discriminating and I hope you have practiced safe sex!

J-Funk, Is it not a lovely world we live in?

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John said...

Reading your blog for the first time, I did hear that DC was a pretty lawless place, perhaps its because the government lives there that brought the place right down.
On hookers they are evrywhere,oldest profession in the world.And apart from the druggies and the pimped ones most go about their work like true professionals.One day I had a foreign girl going out to a job and she said to me as we pulled up."will you wait I will be about 15 minutes" Just then the punter opened the door. "No go off home, she'l be here for at least 2 hours"
Only Marcell Morceau could change facial expression so quickly.
Keep up the good work.

Claire said...

Hey Cabbie,

I am very glad that you remain professional under all circumstances. And these are some pretty wild circumstances, I must say! LOL! I don't know why but two professions that have always intrigued me are hooker and rock star. Members of these professions seem to put themselves into some intense situations. Although I could never deal with it myself I have glamorized both professions in my imagination. I'm glad that you are open-minded about this most interesting lady of the night, Ms. T. Cabbie, you are a class act.

Claire

Mad Cabbie said...

That's funny John, I read your stuff it's pretty cool. Our next vacation Iearland is one of the few places on the table, So we might see you there bro!

Claire, I think prostitution is an honest living if you ask me...and thanks for the love Claire, and you are one class act yourself babe!

John said...

Then there was the hooker who asked the cabbie if he would like to sleep with her for$100. The cabbie said. Well I shoo am pretty tired and I shoo as hell needs the money.

kilgorsky said...

Man, I have a total respect to the girl for overcoming her disability. I can imagine how envious other girls from the business are.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mad! its McLean not Mac Lean! I enjoy ur blog though! Been a fan for almost a year now.

Mad Cabbie said...

That's a good one John! But I will never be tired for a poon tang though!

Kil, that's what you call dedication, and to be honest with it was uplifting for me, I think I might run for the 2008 ticket

Hey Mr Anonymous, please forgive me for my poor spelling skills, I started out at DC public school system! But I did correct the error! Thank you.

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