I spend a good amount of time online when I am not working. I do a lot of research, I pick and choose the news I want to read, you know crap like that.
"Yeah right Professor Mad, how is your research going on those porn sites?"
No don't listen to that freak, Its been at least 3 years since I have been to one of those Chickswith55trippleD.com porn sites. I have seen everything, what else is there to see? I will leave that to my friend Lugosi, he's in to that.
But for the last couple of weeks Mad Cabbie is in to something he wasn't in to at all in the past. "Talking to a chick online!". I always thought you really have to be a fucken loser to try to find a date online, no offense to anyone out there in the online dating wonderland, I am just being honest and my thoughts don't mean shit. People forgot that there used to be ordinary social communication before the world wide web started pimping. My Dad got his ass kicked by the neighborhood racist kids as a young soldier in Germany trying to date my mother, but that didn't stop him to keep trying and trying till he got what he wanted.
So I always thought that people are lazy and not trying hard enough to find their mates or real insecure about themselves that they have to hide their face behind the monitor to strike a conversation. I am no Romeo by all means but when I go out, I use a simple mathematical principle, the law of probability! You strike a cool conversation with twenty different chicks you go home with a couple of numbers or more.
"Where do you meet your chicks Mad? At a fucken crackhouse? No normal chick will give her number to your scary ass! fuck you and your math theory Mad Cabbie"
Don't worry about that guy he's just jealous of my technique. Having said all this, now I understand that the web is just another tool for meeting interesting people, How so? Because I stumbled in to this cool girl online and we started exchanging emails. We started to learn more about each other and you know what else? She is as funny as shit, to me funny girls are a real turn on, there is nothing like a girl who can put a smile on your face.
"Mad! You just received a couple emails, and now you're telling us you're in love? Its probably some fat dude in Montana scratching his balls and laughing his ass off by your responses!"
I am pretty sure its a chick and I do have an idea what she looks like (I told her I am tall dark and handsome:). My friend Sara, who is an expert in online flirting told me to keep the emails flowing don't jump in to something else, open yourself like a book and keep the suspense alive, I am open to any suggestion, anyone?