I picked up this chick from capitol hill and she wanted to go Arlington, I say she is about in her early thirties, quite attractive and had a few drinks and wasn't happy at all. She just broke off with her boyfriend and was telling the bad news to her friend on the cell phone. She was talking about how he always embarrassed her in front of her friends with his drinking problem and she couldn't take it anymore. But the most interesting thing she said at last was "Fuck him! I was tired of that small dick anyways!"
Most women who ride in my cab always tell me size really matters whenever the penis subject comes up and they are usually drunk when they make the comment and that means they are telling the truth. Both of my sisters don't hide that fact either. Once I hooked up my younger sister with this good looking tall nice dude, and they stopped seeing each other after few months, when I asked her what happened and I still laugh by her response, she said she has a bigger dick than he did! sorry guys the loud mouth runs in the family!
After my passenger finished talking to her friend and hang up the phone I said, "I bet you told him the size didn't matter when you first started?" She couldn't help but laughed her ass off and said "listen, any girl who says the size don't matter crap is lying to you, size does matter honey! But women compromise for other nice things about their guys, in my case this guy I just broke off with is a complete jerk so I won't short change myself if you know what I mean!" We got to her place and I wished her luck.
I know this is not a good news for some of you guys who live in the small dick wonderland, you better have all kind of tricks under your sleeves to off set the deficit, you know like buying a big ass Cadillac Escalade or something.
"Did you say some of you guys Mad? Are you trying to say you have a big one? Those hookers around the Washington Post building are saying otherwise, they feel guilty charging your ass for that little pencil you carry around Mad Cabbie!"
Don't forget the homeless.