Tuesday, December 05, 2006

ONE LEGGED HOOKER REVISITED

Ever since that post "Hooker With One Leg" this blog has been getting thousands and thousands of hits from all over the world through a news group link called AmpLinks in yahoogroups.com devoted to amputee news, discussion and photos. When our one legged hooker friend Ms T was told by the Pastor that I posted a little story about her, she wasn't too sure but now that she's getting all these attention she wants to have her own website.

So listen up you creeps, any guy who would like to meet a very attractive 5'9" blond amputee and also have the skill to build a quality website for her and I am not talking about those cheesy ass web sites that my ten year old niece can download, it has to be a real cool commercial type quality escort service website, so she is looking for someone to work with and must be over 25 years old and you might get lucky so please drop me an email. Serious inquires only otherwise if you try to bullshit her she will kick your ass with her prosthetic leg.

I have been busy lately hustling and working hard with my regular riders and Pastor's shady clients. Thanks to you Pastor I am having fun with your niggas with AKs in my back seat motherfucker! I am glad you're coming back to work tonight after your extended trailer park vacation you white trash! because I don't like your clients and I am fucking tired! by the way the poll results we got last week suggests that 96% of you think that this blog is not offensive at all and THANK YOU.

Thank you Ms T for keeping me busy and you are the only Pastor's client I really enjoy driving you around, besides that you are sexy and hot you are intelligent and full of visions and we will get this website going for you soon, thanks to my scary fans.

Please don't forget the homeless,

Mad "Pimp Daddy" Cabbie.

10 comments:

Red said...

A female might be just as willing to create the website for Ms. T and not want to "get lucky".
If I had the know-how I would have offered... just cause.

I'm just sayin is all.

Anonymous said...

Can pay to have the site built for her and meet this beauty?

Horny Guy.

Anonymous said...

Sir I belong to that news group and it's more like a support and information group and we are not creeps and this blog is very offensive, I don't know where you had your polls!

Anonymous said...

I'm in DC frequently and would love to meet this person. Any details on where one might find her>

Anonymous said...

Cabbie, you could make some serious cash if you pimp full time! Why fuck around with the cab?

METH!

Anonymous said...

Hey MC ~ I'm a pro and have some contact information for you for someone who does exactly this kind of work for pros like me 'n the your friend except I can't find you email address anywhere.

june in florida said...

Missed you Mad, welcome back.

Mad Cabbie said...

Nice to hear from you Red, Of course if there is any female out there who can help that will be great. That was nice of you Red, not only your chest you have a big heart also:)

Horny guy, I guess you are really horny!

Anonymous, I did not dis your group sir! and never addressed your group as creepy but I agree that this blog is so offensive even I don't read it after I post it!

Anonymous #2, Stay tuned I will link her website when it is ready! and you get the info from there.

I am happy driving my cab Meth, I could have done few other things in life, but my calling is to drive a cab in Washington DC!

Twoste, as usual you don't make any sense so I don't know how to respond to you. It's amazing that you go to work and they pay you money!

Trixie thanks, we are talking to couple of guys already but my email is madcabbie@comcast.net

June, what's up babe! I didn't go anywhere, I was just busy babysitting Pastor's mess and I miss you as well.

Anonymous said...

Make sure you bring her to my party MC!

Josh

kilgorsky said...

I remember the original post about the girl and belive she deserves a cool website.