I will be catching a plane to San Francisco in a few hours, This is a planed trip to visit my woman Kim. I have known Kim who is a divorced single mother of one girl ever since our days in high school, and after years and years of booty calls we've been talking some serious stuff for the past couple of years but neither of us were willing to relocate. But lately she is caving in to the idea of moving back to the Washington area and start a new life with me.
"Kim! are you fucking crazy? you have a great career and an amazing lifestyle in San Francisco, and you wanna move back here and marry some stupid ass cab driver who hang out with pimps? Kim don't do it! Don't do it Kim!"
Fuck you man! I am proud of what I accomplished as a cab driver! And don't you write some shit in this post anymore! this is my blog, go get your own blog you jealous freak!
Well my friends there are some issues we need to address before we make things happen so stay tuned. I have been to San Francisco quite a few times and it's a beautiful city and I am looking forward to a fun weekend with Kim.
Maybe I will run in to my blogger cabbie friend Joann at SFO, hey Joann if you see this tall black dude picking his nose in the cab line at the airport, that would be yours truly so pick him up please he is a harmless pussy!
I will be back Monday night and don't forget the homeless.
Mad Cabbie.
8 comments:
Why aren't you open to moving out there? Not to bust your balls, but c'mon. At least consider it.
Have a lovely weekend!
Bring us back something nice.
That would be cool if you actually ran into Taxi Vignettes.
Oh, shit. It's getting serious, Mad's about to get married.
Have a good weekend.
Twoste: Respect back to you, you are one mysterious person you know!
Eryn: It's a win win situation, I wouldn't be 3000 miles away from my parents and she will be back home among her family. You know our parents are getting older and someone need to care and be around them.
Mj: I am writting this after I got back from Frisco and I didn't run in to her but I asked every cab driver about her and told them about her blog.
I don't know Kilg, she is making things too complicated but we had a good time only time will tell. Hey Kil, I am going back to graduate school maybe your school will hire me as a math teacher! how scary is that?
Peggy: I wish I can say something about the trip and say something nice but not yet! you women are complex machines! How is mommy doing?
Math taechers are dudes I can never figure out, LOL.
How long is the school gona be? Two years?
Taking care of your families is very noble. I guess I'll get off your back. ;)
(Eryn)
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