Around three this morning my friend T called me and said she is little down and wanted to hook up for breakfast and talk, so I went up to the Taste Diner in Bethesda to meet her and cheer her up. T moved from Russia with her parents when she was seven, one thing led to another and these days she is a high class hooker doing very well financially but a little fucked up emotionally. We first met about five years ago while she was a passenger in my cab and been friends ever since. For some reason I attract hookers as a friend, Don't get funny ideas, never fucked any of my hooker friends. Last time I was with a hooker I was seventeen and it lasted less than 15 seconds.
We talked about how viagra changed the demographic of her clients, they're getting older and older, some as old as seventy something dudes with hard dicks. She was telling me about one of her clients, who is a retired lawyer in his seventies, whom his wife lets him have a little action on the side because she lost interest in sex, that's a little sad. I can testify for that fact because passengers who ask me "where can I buy some pussy tonight cabbie?" are mostly AARP card holders. Where was that fucken viagra when I was seventeen?
5 comments:
Why would a 17-year-old need viagra?
How you guys in Washington D.C. holding up with all the rain and flooding?
The rain is kicking our asses, and cabbies are very busy but the heavy traffic sucks because they closed off a lot of major streets.
Mad cabbie,
I used to drive taxi in dc. I call it quite, got a job and moved out of state.
I just run to your blog. Man, I am coming back. You bring so much memory And got home sick (driving dc cab) I cant focus on my job here any more.
The only problem is I let my face expired two years ago. Mad cab, you got to help me To renew my face. Please, I know you have some contact at dc taxi commissioner office
love you
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Very good post!
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