Wednesday, August 03, 2011


"This shit is dope man! You wanna take a hit?"
"Sorry fellow teabaggers, it's that Chinese shit I had last night!"
I took a poll for the past couple of weeks by asking some of my passengers who would they choose to have sex with between Sara Palin and Michele Bachmann. There were 28 participant, 26 males and 2 females. The verdict.....

Sara Palin ran away with 21 votes including both females participants and poor Michele Bachmann got only 6! One participant chose to commit suicide instead.
When is the FBI going to start criminal investigation of councilman Harris Thomas Jr?

Please don't forget the homeless,

Mad Cabbie


Anonymous said...

I will have a threesome....

Blue Eyes

Anonymous said...

I think I will do Bachmann, she is too crazy so might pull off some kinky stuff in the bedroom.

Great blog Mad Cabbie.


Anonymous said...

Mad Cabbie: You are a typical left wing liberal that puts down strong conservative women. Look at the pictures you posted in their not so good moment just to degrade them.

Your Obama fairy tale moment is going to be over pretty soon. Go Buchmann 2012.

America for AMERICANS!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised the write-in for suicide wasn't more popular.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous@2:07 - "Go Buchmann 2012"

Thanks, F'tard. You just proved every progressives' point. It's not that teabaggers like you are necessarily racist. You're just too stupid to deal with on any level.
As for the rest of your post, it must take a lot of 'nuts' to make that word salad you've got there.

Early in his 'fairy tale moment' (aka your worst nightmare) our President realized that right wingers/tea-hadists are just like petulant children who refuse to eat anything but yummy ice cream. And like naughty boys and girls, they whined loudly and constantly until dad had to pull the car over (again) and let them have all the yummy ice cream they could eat.
Single Payer Flavor - yummy
Tax Rate Extension Crunch - mmm
Debt Ceiling Delight - delish!
So all you ravenous urchins have gorged yourselves until you're all filled up.
What you foolish children didn't understand is that there are consequences when stuffing yourselves with tasty junk food only.
Namely, the great big tummy ache the 2012 election is going to be for you.
You'll all be a little older then. Old enough, finally, that daddy can spank you right and proper and make you eat your peas.

As for the poll, $arah should win by default, as 'Buchmann' is a well known lizard-alien from the miniseries "V".

America for AMERICANS!!!
Earth for EARTHLINGS!!!

Anonymous said...

I think I would fuck Sarah Palin with Earl Haggard's dick. Seriously, hatefucking her would be satisfying, but I don't want any souvenirs of the parasitical variety, plz.

Henry Krinkle said...

Palin for sure.