May you get laid more this year everyone!
My new year's resolution this year is to write at least 100 posts. I am sorry that last year was a disaster, I didn't take the loss of my father very lightly, I was a mess and I was in no mode writing so I took on drinking instead!
"Mad you need some help man, I think you are becoming an alcoholic and you may be a danger to the riding public!"
Shut up man! I don't need help, I need more of that contraband high shelf liquor I have been getting from my man Ghost.
We welcome our new Mayor of the District of Columbia Mr Vincent Gray and sir please don't forget what you promised, a fare and reasonable pay for DC cab drivers, and Mr Fenty, don't let that door hit your skinny ass you lying schmuck! I really regret that I knocked on doors for you in ward 7 and 8 when you ran for the office, the hoods that you and some of your cheerleaders scared to go.
Please don't forget the homeless like Mayor Fenty did,