Friday, June 29, 2007

DENNIS KUCINICH FOR PRESIDENT

Few years ago I gave a ride to a group of young toasted congressional aides from a bar in Capitol Hill and they were talking about some rumors going around that then the single congressman Kucinich is packing a well endowed pipe in his pants. I didn't make much of it then until I looked up the papers today and read about last night's democratic presidential debates, and I checked out a picture of the congressman and his young hottie wife Elizabeth Harper who is half his age and probably a foot taller and very smart as well.

You guys keep telling me size doesn't matter but I think differently! If your chick is trying to tell you that it's either she is trying to be polite looking at your peanut size dick in disgust, or she is trying to comfort herself for settling for a small wiener. If that rumor is true, look at what my man got himself on his side. Fuck it man! Forget Hillary, I am voting for congressman Dennis Kucinich for president, he is my new hero now.

Please don't forget the homeless,

Mad Cabbie.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mad, I think it's time for a hot first lady in the white house. I am tired of looking at those old witches!

Eryn said...

Size matters, but there are many reasons for women to choose an seemingly odd match. Maybe she wants to make sure she's the more attractive one of the two or maybe he looks alot like Dad. Who knows.

Oh, and you're right... She's smokin'.

june in florida said...

Well a happy satisfied president could be good for the country and us,because i don't think the one we have is getting any.Dennis came off real well at the debate last night from Howard, he was 3rd behind Obama and Clinton.

Peggy said...

Size does matter but height doesn't! Let's get that one clear. My dear husband is shorter than me and I'm still nuts about him.

Lugosi said...

You will never catch me blogging about the size of another man's pecker.

Claire said...

Cabbie, I'm surprised at you, ;) you know that when two people are in bed together height is no problem?!! If the Fruitcake lady were alive she'd probably say so.
You're right, to a certain extent, size is an asset.=) This couple is obviously together because they are compatible and we don't know how or why, for sure. Heh heh...

Red said...

Size doesn't matter unless, of course, it's the size of a pea.

I had a thing with a dude a few years ago and it was some of the best sex I've ever had. His size was average, if that, but the boy had some serious talent.

Anonymous said...

you're one humorous cabbie, mad!

peggy's mom

Anonymous said...

Yo mad I don't talk politics but Kucinich is from Cleveland he's partially responsible for turning Cleveland to shit back in the day when he was mayor. Of course were not doing much better now.
(MJ06)

Roy said...

I doubt she's with him for his dick somehow!

Uncle Keith said...

All politicians are giant dicks, regardless of size or gender.

Claire said...

I’m sure you’ve heard this before but may not know who said it… Charles Dudley Warner, American Editor and Author who lived 1829-1900 said “Politics makes strange bedfellows,” and it’s still true today. (I know this can also mean that enemies can join to vote together on an issue they both feel strongly about.)

freddybeach cabby said...

sometimes it's the power or position thats the ultimate turn on...

Anonymous said...

He's my hero too. What world leader is going to try and stare down a short, well endowed American President who doesn't give a fuck about his poll numbers?

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