After careful and extensive analysis here are the top ten reasons why someone becomes a cab driver in America:
1-Your country doesn't want to hear from you anymore.
2-You are on your 20th year still working on your first degree by going to school at night and all the janitors know you by name.
3-You are a loner and want to live in your own little world until something better comes along and nothing better shows up and finally they find you dead inside your cab.
4-You are pissed off at the world and you all you need is just money for food, shelter and for your fashion appetite from the local thrift store from time to time.
5-You are a serial killer who never got caught and you just want something to do during your down time until your next masterpiece.
6-You hate to be confined working at the same desk and you drive around checking out booties while getting paid.
7-You are a fucken retard and don't know shit besides driving a cab.
8-You are on the run from the law enforcement.
9-You are a fine law biding citizen who believes in hard long hours of work and support your family and send your kids to college so they don't have to experience what you went through.
10-You have a physics and mathematics degree from a very good school, you worked for a federal agency for two years and you woke up one morning and decided to be a cab driver and gave your supervisor a thirty days notice.
MC: Mr Garrison I am leaving by the end of this month sir!
MR G: I hate to see you go kid, did they offer you that position at NSA?
MC: No they didn't but I want to do something else.
MR G: I know you are not happy here but you need patience, you are just a kid out of college, what else do you want to do? are you going back to school?
MC: No, I think I want to drive a cab for a while until I figure things out!
MR G: WHAT? DRIVE A CAB? are you going crazy? (laughing his lungs out) let me tell you something kid...
That thirty days notice didn't mean jack because they escorted me out of the building through the boiler room like a criminal the next day and the last I heard Mr Garrison is still laughing his ass off.
Please don't forget the homeless,
P.S I forgot my old uncle's reason for driving a cab!
11- You are retired from the goverment and you want to get away from that nagging old crow wife of yours sitting on the kitchen chair!