Thursday, August 11, 2011

THE TSA AGENT

I would love to have that job man, squeezing tits all day long and getting paid for it!

Few weeks ago around three in the morning I picked up this drunk kid who wanted to go near the DC Maryland border. I am trying not to be carelessly specific in my story just to protect his job in case some of his colleagues read this post.

"Mad, you're full of shit man! You have about three people who read this blog, don't worry about the kid's identity. Who do you think you are? The Huffington Post or something!" 

This guy was shitfaced like there was no tomorrow. He wanted me to wait for him when we got to his place so he can grab his uniform and go to work, since he was too drunk to drive to the airport. I asked if he was an airline pilot knowing those cats fly drunk all the time but he proudly told me that he is a TSA agent. It didn't take him to long when he returned back to my cab after he changed and got in to his TSA uniform. I asked him how is going to perform half drunk, but he assured me not to worry and that he will be sober after a half hour nap in my cab on the way.

When we arrived at the airport he downed a whole pack of tic-tac, gave me the thumbs up sign and walked towards the departure terminal. Now please don't rush to judgment, he was responsible enough not to drive drunk who cares about stopping terrorists!

And when is the FBI going to start criminal investigation of councilman Harris Thomas Jr?

Please don't forget the homeless,


Mad Cabbie.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks mad cabbie, now i feel comfortable when ever i fly!

Anonymous said...

You are more entertaining than the Huffington Post Mad Cabbie.

Megan:o)

Anonymous said...

"...I asked if he was an airline pilot knowing those cats fly drunk all the time..."

I was in flight school five years ago when I started reading your blog and I fly for on of the major airlines now. When I read that phrase I LMAO! Good thing that isn't true though.

ATP Bruce.

P.S I miss DC!

Crescent said...

Haven't been on this blog for 18-24 months. You rock, dude, funnier than ever.

Henry Krinkle said...

A friend and fellow cab blogger referred me here. I recently started a blog myself if you get a chance - I linked back to you on my site.

http://corruptionincortez.blogspot.com/

I hear DC is quite a dangerous place to drive a cab? Things are pretty tame here in San Diego...

"So Cal Cabbie's" blog was uncovered by the company owner - she wasn't happy... So I'm trying to pick up where he left off..

Take care - Henry