Friday, August 22, 2008

POST #200

It took over two years to post couple of hundred blogs but what can I say? I am too lazy and I have all kind of shit on the table besides driving a cab.

"Like what Mad Cabbie? Holding your dick in front of your computer surfing through those porn sites!"

Shut up you idiot! You got me mixed up with Mr Lugosi!

I am taking a little break starting tomorrow. I wasn't working enough this year and I didn't generate enough cash so I am taking a poor man's vacation. I will be spending the weekend in New York to catchup with old friends and Tuesday I will drive down to Ocean city and stare at the water for a week. This is the first time that I will be going on a vacation alone for that long so it's going to be interesting. Kids are back in school so I will be checking out some senior citizen asses out there. As long as the chics are under 80 years old I am down with that, maybe we can do something kinky like choking each other and stuff!

Oh, there is a taxi fare increase in the works for DC cabs pretty soon, you read it here at Mad Cabbie first! Relax, maybe it's not going to affect the DC to DC fares I am not sure but if you're traveling out of DC and to the airports the fares are going to be a little higher! Just like the cabs in Arlington, Alexandria, Montgomery County...

Check out these cabbies while I am gone.
My man Roy who is a freak in Ireland, I would like to have a drink with this guy in the future! And how about the lady cab driver from Texas, she is a nice and courteous rookie driver in San Antonio, give her another year or two, she will start bitch slapping those old ladies. Finally check my man King of New York, this motherfucker is the real deal!

I will see you when I get back.

Please don't forget the homeless,

Mad Cabbie.

P.S I forgot about this cabbie from the Big Apple goes by the name G.S, I think he is the Yankee owner George Steinbrenner pretending to be a cab driver. Check him out!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have a great time Mad! Remember, women are very sexual in their 30's and 40's...don't count us out!

xoxo

Steph

taxigrrrl said...

you crack me up!! lol. loved the comfort suites post. btw, i had a lady in my cab that was flying into baltimore this evening and was scared to death of the thugs that could be waiting for her to catch the 7pm train. thought of your dc driving.

NYC taxi photo said...

dude what am i here? chopped liver?

Peggy said...

Bring us back something nice!

june in florida said...

We have had a lovely lady visiting us, she has been wandering all over the state for the past week,her name is Fay maybe she will meet you in Ocean City.Just kidding,but we'd really like to get rid of her.Have a great time.Just remembered the last time i flew into Laguardia an Ethiopean taxi driver drove me to Queens and didn't want to charge the fare when he found out i was a cab driver.Of course i paid and tipped well and they say NY is so unfriendly.

tomeoftheunknownblogger said...

Have a relaxing vacation Mad!

Rob

Mr.Lugosi said...

hey, nothing wrong with that.

King of New York Hacks said...

Yo Mad Cabbie, have a great vacation and thanks for referring my motherfucking ass as the real deal....couldn't ask for a better compliment !! Be safe brother and mark your territory in Ocean City , try Shenanigans on the boardwalk, always a good time there.

roy said...

Look forward to that drink maddie, ta for the link and enjoy the holliers!

anOCgirl said...

congrats on reaching a blogging milestone! enjoy your well-deserved vacay!

M@ said...

Interesting about the poor man's vacation. Reminds me of some recent trips.

smokey eyes said...

I have spent hours reading your material and you have to be the most interesting cabbie in DC. I take a lot of cabs and I don't think I have been in your cab.

I have a story to tell and you have inspired me to start blogging about it. Thanks Mad Cabbie and I hope I will be one of your lucky passengers in the future.

Jimboblue said...

Hello Mr Mad DC Cabbie.
As a fellow blogger and London Taxi driver from across the pond I know where your comming from about other things on the table.
I just had a wonderful two weeks in your Las Vegas and feel rested now. Hope your trip recharges your batteries and we hear from you again soon.