Monday, February 07, 2011


Earlier this morning I happened to pass by Senator Dianne Feinstein's crib and I saw all kind of DC cops all over her driveway. I said to myself WTF?, What happened to one of my favourite liberal chics in congress?

"Excuse me Mad, who you calling a chic? Isn't she is like 99 years old!"

What ever dude, I think she is hot, and please don't interrupt me! I am trying to concentrate motherfucker!

I slowed down and I assessed the situation, and the next think I saw was a handcuffed dark haired middle-aged woman escorted by a cop to the squad car. It wasn't the senator but I wonder who she was? She looked creepy and disoriented. I didn't stick around too long because I didn't want no secret service agent on my ass and end up in Guantanamo-Bay.

Can any of you media people tell us what happened this morning or do I have to do your freaken job for God's sakes?

By the way happy fucken 100th birthday Ronald Reagan! Thanks for single handedly  wiping out the middle class out of America. Oh, I forgot! You ended the cold-war as well right? It's like taking credit for shooting and killing a quadriplegic person with AIDS and liver cancer. The Soviet Union was a dying experiment ever since Lenin's 1917 Bolshevik revolution! I have never heard of  any over-rated President like Reagan. Republicans have orgasms when ever they hear the word "Ronald Reagan" thanks to Tip Oneill. The only thing I thank Reagan for is for all the young pun-tangs I was getting during his presidency, boy I was getting laid left and right man!

"Shut the fuck up Mad! Just stick to your day job driving that stupid ass cab and leave the politics to Sarah Palin you idiot!" 

You know what, I can't continue to write this post anymore while this retard keeps interrupting me!

Please don't forget the homeless,

Mad Cabbie.


Anonymous said...

I second that Senator Dianne Feinstein is one hot lady, my husband agrees too. We both think that smarts is the most attractive attribute of a woman. That is probably why we both think the second coming of Reagan, (according to some Conservatives) Palin is a total dud. So that makes it three out of three for Senator Feinstein and zero out of three for Palin.

And I hope all is well with the Senator.


Mad Cabbie said...

You married a smart gentleman Moi!

brokemoto said...

He's a drug store truck drivin' man

He's the head of the Ku-u-u Klux Kla-a-a-a-a-n

When summer comes rollin' around,

We'll be lucky to get out of town.

Ahhh, Ronald Wilson RayGUNS, may he rest in peace.

You are not off the mark about the Soviet Union. It had been bankrupt from the beginning, it is just that no one bothered to look at the books until Gorbachev came along and decided to do it. He quickly realised that this could not continue.

You can keep Feinkenstein and Nazi Pelousy, too, while you are at it. I do not need any Nanny State liberal to micromanage my life and tell me what I need and want the way those two want it.

Ol' Rappin' Ron RayGUNS gets far too much credit. He was far from the wonder boy that the reactionnaries make him out to be. He ordered the Marines into Lebanon without making sure that they were properly equipped to do their job. His trickle down theory put people out of work. He appointed the worst people as gubbamint offishulz. He was almost a Republican Ed King, may he also rest in peace.

Xtreme English said...

It's always entertaining when I stop by your blogshop, Mad. Enjoyed your analysis of the downfall of russia....
stay warm and healthy....Peggy's mom

Anonymous said...

"The Soviet Union was a dying experiment ever since Lenin's 1917 Bolshevik revolution! "

funny you should say that, when every politician you comment favorably on is trying to impose the same stupid shit ideas here to fuck up this country. Git yer fuckin' story straight man.