"Excuse me Mad, who you calling a chic? Isn't she is like 99 years old!"
What ever dude, I think she is hot, and please don't interrupt me! I am trying to concentrate motherfucker!
I slowed down and I assessed the situation, and the next think I saw was a handcuffed dark haired middle-aged woman escorted by a cop to the squad car. It wasn't the senator but I wonder who she was? She looked creepy and disoriented. I didn't stick around too long because I didn't want no secret service agent on my ass and end up in Guantanamo-Bay.
Can any of you media people tell us what happened this morning or do I have to do your freaken job for God's sakes?
By the way happy fucken 100th birthday Ronald Reagan! Thanks for single handedly wiping out the middle class out of America. Oh, I forgot! You ended the cold-war as well right? It's like taking credit for shooting and killing a quadriplegic person with AIDS and liver cancer. The Soviet Union was a dying experiment ever since Lenin's 1917 Bolshevik revolution! I have never heard of any over-rated President like Reagan. Republicans have orgasms when ever they hear the word "Ronald Reagan" thanks to Tip Oneill. The only thing I thank Reagan for is for all the young pun-tangs I was getting during his presidency, boy I was getting laid left and right man!
"Shut the fuck up Mad! Just stick to your day job driving that stupid ass cab and leave the politics to Sarah Palin you idiot!"
You know what, I can't continue to write this post anymore while this retard keeps interrupting me!
Please don't forget the homeless,