Monday, October 04, 2010


I tell you, the cougar movement is out in full force. I have been picking up a lot of older women with their much younger boy-toy lately. The other night this dude flagged me down in front of Nora's Restaurant at Florida avenue and R street. He was about maybe in his mid to late twenties, tall and physically in a very good shape. He kissed his forty something girlfriend good bye and said "Take care of my lady and get her home safe please!" She got in my cab and he walked south on Florida avenue.

She wanted to go to her Bethesda home and was in a hurry to get there before 10pm so her baby-sitter won't miss her bus. When she mentioned that she would tip me well I got her home quick, I think I run over two cyclist on the way. The single mother of twin 11 year old girls was very attractive, dark hair, tall, the body still holding well and incredibly great looking set of legs.

With in that twenty minute ride I learned from my MILF passenger that:

Men over forty are boring and lazy in bed, only interested in a blow jobs.
Older women can reverse the process of aging by fucking young studs.
Young men treat older women much better than girls their own age.
Older women should never, never get married to their boy-toy!
I am the coolest cab driver she ever met.

I must say that she paid me well!

Please don't forget the homeless,

Mad Cabbie.


Anonymous said...

More power to her: I am 52 yo and my man is 31, we have been going out for three years now and love every second of it.

Love your blog Mad Cabbie!


John said...

Boo hoo you took away my link !

Mad Cabbie said...

Sorry John, when I changed they lay (which I hate) out for some reason it didn't transfer all the links!

You are up and running brother!

Anonymous said...

Zebra, how about your old girlfriend from the retirement home! wasn't the grandson looking for your ass at one point?

Pastor Joe

Mad Cabbie said...

That wasn't a retirement home, Pastor! It was an assisted living house! Please get your records straight Holy Man!