Friday, November 09, 2007

THEORY ON BISEXUALITY

It was my first night out to work in about three months last night and it feels so good, it was not busy for me at all, I think I made like two dollars or some shit like that but just being out there in my cab driving around Washington DC was worthwhile. Besides loosing a bunch of weight I feel good and healthy again. You see, I am one of those idiots who lives in a gym and who talks about muscles to other idiots like myself in the weight room so the idea of loosing weight and muscle made me so insecure and scared I thought each person who got inside my cab last night was going to kick my sorry ass. I look like a fucken ghost to be honest with you, but give me a few months I should be back right on track and start yelling at my passengers again.

It was a non eventful night but I had one interesting hot chick I picked up in southwest by the waterfront, she had a few to drink and on our way to Adams Morgan she was lecturing me on how everyone on this planet is born bisexual but majority of us don’t admit it and in between her comments she called a couple of people and left a message to a guy first and some chick on the second call and she leaned on the back of my seat and she whispered “Who ever calls me first is going to get laid tonight!” and she started laughing. I dropped her in front of the "Angry Inch" and wished her luck.

I don’t know, Is everyone really born bisexual? Don’t count me in because all I think about is boobs and…

Please don’t forget the homeless,

Mad Cabbie"

10 comments:

june in florida said...

Nah,all i think about is.... Glad your back, you take it easy though.

Eryn said...

I think that people mistake being able to see the physical beauty in a human being, regardless of sex, as bisexuality. God created beautiful people; there is no reason to ignore Mona Lisa simply because the Vitruvian man is more enticing. I, for one, have no sexual interest in women but am sure enough of myself to admit when a woman is beautiful without having to say 'Oh I hate her' or 'I wish I looked like her.'

Peggy said...

I don't believe your passenger's theory but I do feel confident enough to appreciate beauty in what ever form it takes.

Peggy said...

P.S. I'm glad you're still here and well enough to go back to work AND write in your blog. What about Ethiopia?!?

Anonymous said...

hi, mad....so thankful that you are back and feeling better. that must have been some scary illness if it made you lose so much weight. some of us can't lose an ounce, no matter how hard we try.

everybody's bisexual? don't think so, but who cares? i want to know the secret to staying thin!

peggy's mom

John said...

One of my lady passengers said.
I am sella bit. If I am broke I sell a bit.
"buy sexual"if he wants it he gotta pay.

Great to have you back.
Looking forward to you gaining strength.

Red said...

Glad you're back Man!

I have to agree with Eryn. I think your passenger was lonely and willing to anything not to be lonely. Looking for any kind of attention even from you.

Anonymous said...

She is 100% RIGHT

J-Funk said...

Glad to have you back up and running Mad! Washington DC may break without you. Hope you feel better. I'm not sure about the bisexual thing, but I like your rider's approach.

Lugosi said...

Bisexuality enables one to potentially enjoy 100% of the people in the world instead of just half.