Friday, May 18, 2007

HAMBURGER! FELLATIO ON THE SIDE

DC Cafe is located at corner of 21st and P streets in Dupont circle and that's our stomping ground when cab business slows down at night. We made a quick visit for a burger last night with a friend and I shared this story I am about to tell you with him.

About a couple years ago Pastor Joe and I were chilling and having coffee around 3 in the morning at DC Cafe. There were couple of gay dudes sitting and enjoying their burgers at the next table. They were drunk, loud and obnoxious but being in Dupont circle that wasn't out of the norm so we ignored them and continued with our own bullshit. Few minutes later and all of a sudden there was silence, one of the guy was still eating his burger and the other we didn't know were he went at first until the guy who was eating started to moan and the table started to shake. His friend was sucking his dick under the table while he was chopping down his burger.

If you are a heterosexual male, a dude giving another dude a blow job is not some shit you want to see so we got out of there quick. I was more amazed by the guy's state of relaxation when eating his food while some dude was blowing him. I think he is probably the only dude on this planet who eat and gets a blow job at the same time.

Please don't let this scare you off, DC cafe is still a great place to eat after hours and they are open 24 hrs a day, very nice atmosphere and people are friendly or too friendly I shall say.

Please don't forget the homeless,

Mad Cabbie.

13 comments:

Eryn said...

Hee hee. That's funny. Tell Peggy it looks like we've got more flowers for our garden.

Anonymous said...

Mad: Not too long ago while driving home to Bethesda after partying in Georgetown...I was little tipsy and I started giving head to my boyfriend and I remember he was chewing a gum at the same time! Does that count?

I love your posts and I am happy that you are back!

CC

Peggy said...

You may have done this place a major favour. I bet it is packed with people hoping for a little extra with their burger and fries. It certainly wouldn't put me off.

Nancy said...

CB, The way you wrote this post kind of made you sound like you a homophobic jerk, which I know you are not. I just want to make sure people don't get the wrong impression about you that's all!

Love you,

Your sister Nancy.

Anonymous said...

Mad did you get a camera or somthing nice pictures?

(MJ06)

G.S. said...

Multi-tasking.

Anonymous said...

Gay sex is the best Mad cabbie, maybe you should try it sometime!

Anonymous said...

well, now i know the secret of its longevity! the food sucks (or blows)....

peggy's mom

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention that it's a male prostitute hang out also!

Bo.

pastor joe said...

Zebra! You forgot the part where your ass was kneeling down on the floor to look what's going on under the table.

...and Nancy you are right Zebra is not a homophobic at all, I know he has few homo friends!

PJ

Lugosi said...

I ate there once. I can only hope the white stuff on my burger was mayonnaise.

DC Cab Rider said...

When I ate at DC Cafe I didn't get anything extra with my hamburger! Discrimination against women!

Claire said...

Good story. It's pretty crazy, what people will do when high. You can't help but sometimes fear that they are headed for a fall. Yet, it's never a dull moment! Be careful out there, Cabbie. LOL!

Hugs,
Claire