If you live in the Washington DC area your ass is probably frozen by now. God! it's bitter cold out there and the cab business is booming, I have been working the last four nights or so and it's pretty much no competition at all, all the day cabbies go home early and when I come out to work all night, it's like being licensed to print money. Last night I drove about ten hours non stop and there were calls after calls! Can someone give me a massage please? my back is hurting.
One of my regular riders (an airline Captain) whom I didn't hear from in a few months called me last night to be picked up from the Grand Hyatt on H street. I like this dude, we always have great conversations. He is from the west coast and flies for one of the major airlines. He is a single guy in his late forties or early fifties, he kind of looks like Richard Greer with the gray hair, tall and in a very good shape.
When ever he is in town he slips away from the rest of the crew where they stay in a hotel in Crystal City and sneaks in to Washington and hangs with this married Jewish lawyer from Bethesda. They have been seeing each other for the last two years or so and he always talk about her and tells me what a piece of ass she is but I have never seen her before until last night for the first time and he ain't lying, what a gorgeous woman!
He wanted me to drop him off at his hotel in Crystal City first and drive her to the Bethesda metro station where her car was parked. While on the way to his hotel they were making out, giggling and laughing in the back seat like teenagers and I thought to myself "How does a married woman manage to stay out late and hang out with a middle age hunk in a city where she can be noticed by people her and her husband may know?" I guess late night client or associate meeting could be an excuse maybe?
When we got to Crystal City he told me to make sure to drive her back safe and paid me $60 for the whole trip which was very generous and we said good bye. During the twenty minutes trip to Bethesda she didn't say much besides telling me she likes the music I was listening to (XM channel 84) and I didn't want to bother her by yapping my mouth to her because I kind of understood the guilt trip she was going through in her mind and on top of that she was exhausted and knocked out, I guess the captain used all kind of tricks!
I know spousal cheating is nothing new and men cheat all the time, I don't care how many times a day that your hubby go down on you, how many flowers and chocolates, how many love letters, if your man gets the chance and thinks he can get away with it, he will bang that new pussy in heart beat! trust me on this one. But through my cab driving experience I noticed more and more women are cheating on their husbands, I guess it's payback time. But all I know is there is some poor dude out there in Bethesda while helping out the kids with the home work, his wife was getting nailed by Captain Kirk.
Please don't forget the homeless.
Mad Cabbie.
10 comments:
THANKS A LOT MAD!!! Now my wife would start doing the smell test!
You are breaking the code Mad!
Hey Mad Im not starving at all I got other things going on and stuff Im doing quite all right.
How much snow or ice do you guys get in Washington DC regularly? I know that area of the country does not get real harsh winters but I do know you get some snow.
We got (unofficial reading) about 13-14" of snow on valentines day and snow piles at the end of peoples driveways are about 5'-6' high.
You should see if the Princess will give you a massage; she seems easy.
/not a fan of cheaters
I'm all for anybody having a good time, but not at the expense of others. Infidelity is never a good idea, even if the guy is gorgeous.
Beware people if your spouse or lover works long hours chances are some of that time is spent at play. This is a story to learn from. Thanks Cabbie!
Peace and hugs,
Claire
mad, you're a riot...ASK THE QUESTIONS!!! inquiring minds want to know! and don't assume the husband is at home helping the kids with their homework. you just never know unless you ask.
so glad you raked in a lot of fares during the cold spell.
peggy's mom
Storys as old as the hills. Boys on the front line girls round the back lane.
Then something happens and this babe becomes a real liabiliy.
You keep your eyes on the road and stay out of trouble.
Mad,
I'm trying to find my cab driver from Thursday night. I'd left a bag in his car (as collateral while I ran inside to get money, but then I forgot about it), and he drove home to VA for the night, saw my bag, and drove back in to return it to me.
I didn't have any extra cash on me at the time, but I want to give him a reward.
His cab said Presidential Cab Assoc. 200, so I called that company and left messages, but I haven't heard back.
Any advice on how to find this driver?
I can be reached at kabecker at law dot gwu dot edu.
Thank you. I love your blog!
Kelly
You know too much and tell too much (*******_*******) that was worth money. Anyway congrats on achieving your plan to retire rich a la global warming. The pilot is a faggot the husband a faggot and the woman is a whore. Watch out Mad.
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