Over the years people leave all kind of crap in the back seat of my taxicab. Cell-phones, cameras, cash, credit cards, passports, umbrellas, jackets, books, divorce papers, vibrators, dildos, you name it and I have found all kind of scary shit that my passengers leave behind. I thought nothing will ever surprise me that I will discover in my cab because I have seen it all. But how the hell that an American University chick managed to forget her left flip-flop without realizing that she walked to her dorm wearing only one shoe? How fucked up could she be? I bet her parents are so proud some where in Minessota that their daughter is in the nations capital pursuing higher learning.
By the way I gave that flip-flop to big fat Paul, he is one of the drivers who is in to women feet and shoes. I know he's going to take that size 7 flip-flop to his basement and do some filthy shit to it.
Please don't forget the homeless,
Mad Cabbie.
3 comments:
Big fat Paul is not into women's anything. Big fat Paul is a turd burglar and an extremely nasty turd burglar at that. He is the worst hypocrite you would ever want to run across, anywhere.
He is one sorry excuse for a human being.
Turd Burglar? Did he spend some time in Japan? I know those Japs are in to that shit! Once he told me he is gay and I told him he's no gay, it's just he'd given up that no chic in her right mind would go out with his fat ass!
I have him in my death pool for this year and every time I see him I buy him a bucket of KFC just to expedite his departure from this planet!
And I hope you voted today sir!
NOT AGAIN IN 2010!
NOT AGAIN IN 2010!!
ON TUESDAY WE DIDN'T FAIL!!!
NOW PACK FENTY OFF TO JAIL!!!!
NOT AGAIN IN 2010!
NOT AGAIN IN 2010!!
FENTY NEVER WAS FOR US!!!
THREW HIM UNDERNEATH THE BUS!!!!
Buh-BYE, Dear Revered Leader Kim il-Fenty.
Congratulations, MAYOR Gray!!!!
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